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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7709	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	59	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1684	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3025	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	5619
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2069
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	599701	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!