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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchantments Applied:	54
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ores Mined:	4484	Mines Excavated:	2819

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	140
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6372
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	1960
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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