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CodeCraft SMP: Help a Noob Pick a Language

advice, c#, career, Career Advice, CodeCraft, coding, computer science, CSS, html, java, JavaScript, Language, learn, noob, PHP, Pick, programmer, programming community., programming language, programming skills, Python, ruby, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5861
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in the coding world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for aspiring programmers to hone their skills! Join us and learn the ancient language of Redstone, where your coding abilities will be put to the test as you build epic contraptions and automate your base like a boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of binary code. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful enchantments. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to level up your programming game and embark on a wild adventure filled with coding challenges and mysterious secrets, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next Redstone wizard of the server!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward humor, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, family, family dynamics, Family movie night, inappropriate, parental guidance, parents, taboo, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable humor, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable movie, uncomfortable scenes, uncomfortable situations, uncomfortable topics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Imagine watching a movie about a family of talking potatoes who go on a quest to find the lost cheese grater of destiny with your parents. Awkward much? But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the uncomfortable movie nights and instead join a world where you can build your own potato kingdom and battle evil cheese graters in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that the cheese grater of destiny is hidden somewhere in our server, waiting to be found by the bravest potato warrior. So come join us and embark on a hilarious and bizarre adventure unlike any other!

ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, comorbidity, correlation, Diagnosis, HyperactiveCraft, hyperactivity, impulsivity, inattention, mental health, narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, NARCISSISTS, neurodevelopmental disorders, personality traits, Psychology, research, study, Symptoms, Traits, Treatment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	3558
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

HEY U GUISE, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ADHD PLAYERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY JUST NARCISSISTICALLY BUILDING THE MOST EPIC CASTLES U EVER SEEN!

WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!

RUTA 1.20.1 Minecraft server

admins, atmosphere, baritone, base, Cheaters, Fly, Friends, Griefers, Griefing, local ], Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Robots, rules, RUTA 1.20.1, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Votes:	8746
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

✨Ruta is a server without mods or plugins, with vanilla variations. We tried to convey the atmosphere of a local game with friends as much as possible.

✨The server has 2 rules:

Read only seriously: Fly, Baritone, Boatfly, etc.

Griefing is allowed in some cases: if you have been Griefed at coordinates further than 5000 blocks from the spawn – write to the admins and roll up the base.

✨So how can we find our own misce i forgive robots, i griefers, i cheaters! ✨

de2.mineconnect.xyz:25679

The Sanctum: Where Boomers are Welcome and Noobs are Tolerated. No Griefing Allowed!

Allowed, Bases, Boomers, Custom Armor Stands, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, gaming district, Griefing, interview, ip address, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Noobs, Player Base, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, tolerated, vanilla world, Version

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to the Sanctum SMP!

Overview
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world. We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands and single player sleep.
The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist
For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found on our Discord server. We promote a respectful and friendly community.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to go through a short voice chat interview on Discord and then you will be whitelisted on the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We prefer to keep the server as close to vanilla as possible, so please refrain from using mods that give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have rules against griefing and we take it very seriously. Respect other players and their builds.

F for Miori Celesta Minecraft Server

AI singer, Anime, celesta, digital entertainment, digital singer, Fan art, hatsune miku, hologram performance, Japanese culture, long live Miori Celesta, Minecraft, Miori, Miori Celesta, Music, Press F, Server, Tribute, tribute to Miori Celesta, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual performer, vocal synthesizer, vocaloid, Vocaloid producer

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	614283
Buildings Constructed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Miori Celesta, the legendary Minecraft player who once ruled the land with an iron fist until a creeper blew up her diamond castle. Press F to pay respects to this fallen hero and help us rebuild her empire!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DragonDinerMinecraftSMP

Bitch, Blessing, death, destiny, Dragon.., DragonDinerMinecraftSMP, Drama, eaten, Enjoy, Epic, FANTASY, fate, GOD, Mythical, Prophecy, Revenge, Show, Supernatural, Vengeance, Watching, Wrath

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	219
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a dragon devouring someone (fingers crossed)!

Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyHenPartyMadness

CraftyHenPartyMadness, Friendship struggles, Hen party, long distance communication, long distance friendship, long distance relationships, long-distance MOH, long-distance support, long-distance wedding, long-distance wedding party, maid of honour, Maid of Honour duties, MOH, wedding conflicts, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding party drama, wedding planning, wedding planning challenges, wedding stress

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Votes:	5639	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Do you want to experience the ultimate Maid of Honour adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding like no other, where the Maid of Honour must battle through long-distance friendships, last-minute hen party planning, and passive-aggressive comments from the bride herself. Will you be able to handle the pressure and save the wedding from cancellation?

With outrageous demands and superficial requirements, this server will test your patience and creativity. Can you plan the perfect hen party with a minimum of 9 people and a 2-night hotel stay? Or will you face the wrath of a bridezilla like no other?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and drama of being a Maid of Honour in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness!

HappyCraft SMP: Define & Achieve!

Achieve, achieve happiness, define, define happiness, emotional well being, gratitude practice, Happiness, happiness definition, happiness fulfillment, happiness goals, happiness habits, happiness journey, happiness journey steps, happiness mindset, happiness steps, happiness success, HappyCraft, Mental well-being, mindfulness, positive mindset, self love, self-care, smp, steps to happiness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.

So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.

BlockyLoveMatch

BlockyLoveMatch, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, devotion, forever.., Happiness, lifelong love, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, MARRIED, Partnership, relationships, soulmate, special bond, Spouse, true love, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate while building your dream castle together. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and say “I do” to your in-game spouse!