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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7785	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4664	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchantments Applied:	281	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	8534
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	59	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, CheaterCraft, Cheating, dishonesty, hidden messages, hidden phone calls, lack of communication, long term affair, lying.., Minecraft, relationship issues, secret meetings, secretiveness, Server, signs of cheating, signs of infidelity, sneaking around, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unexplained absences, unfaithful partner

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is equipped with high-tech surveillance systems that monitor every move your partner makes in the game. Plus, we have a team of virtual private investigators ready to catch any sneaky behavior. So come join us and let us help you catch those block-breaking cheaters in the act!

CraftyFamilySecrets

classified details, concealed family secrets, concealed truths, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert affairs, CraftyFamilySecrets, dark past, deep dark secrets, enigmatic history, family history, Family secrets, hidden family truths, hidden scandals, hidden truths, mysterious revelations, private matters, skeletons in the closet, undisclosed family secrets, undisclosed mysteries, untold stories

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	423617	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PixelPutinPayout

asset freezing, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic actions, economic sanctions, economic warfare, EU, european union, financial aid, financial transfers, foreign policy, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, international relations, PixelPutinPayout, political pressure, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!