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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

ds99.eu:1337

Jay Nepal

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Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

play.jaynepal.fun:19147

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Craftbox

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Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

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Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6430
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Items Found:	3649	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	7030
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	855	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

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