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Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3530	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	4077	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4221	Runes Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6414
Players Killed by Monsters:	8017	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crops Grown:	6435	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7697	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!