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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8457 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7828 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.