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HateCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, conflicted emotions, digital dilemma, emotional struggle, HateCraft, i hate, inner conflict, Insecurity, just cuz, Minecraft, mixed feelings, online presence, online sharing, peer pressure, post anyway, reluctant posting, Self-expression, Server, sharing reluctantly, social media, social pressure, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1864
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	811
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	317445
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!