Steam Minecraft Servers

Steam Minecraft Servers

  • Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

    Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8081
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

    So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

    HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Animals Bred: 32 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

    Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

    So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

    Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6328
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 189120
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

    2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

    3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

    5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

    Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 2923
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

    We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

    Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

    So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7188
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!

    Dragon’s LOLma Craft: Where Dragons Roam and LOLs are Served!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4487
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with recycled content and creatively bankrupt ideas that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so outrageous that even Capcom themselves have taken notice. That’s right, we’re the official Capcom Survey server for all things Minecraft related. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em. DD2 Steam page? You betcha. And don’t even get us started on the DD2 Pawns/Character Creator Archiver – it’s a game-changer.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments spreadsheet for some light reading. And if you’re looking to hire a pawn, just ask in the thread and visit our up-to-date pawn database at pawnguild.xyz.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9561
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 205 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Potions Brewed: 86 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

    Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2994
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2213 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

    Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

    Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hot Blocks Club

    Hot Blocks Club
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

    MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1120
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8704 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5637 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5196
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 468

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

    Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

    So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

    AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3842
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

    From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProfeshNoobsCraft

    ProfeshNoobsCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2297
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8714

    New Minecraft Servers

    Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OlympicTrainWrecks

    OlympicTrainWrecks
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 999
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCutsMC

    CraftyCutsMC
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 4497
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

    once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

    so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • EU Love Boosts Skills!

    EU Love Boosts Skills!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Runes Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

    and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ComfortMC

    ComfortMC
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8575
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Zombie Dances: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

    We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

    You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

    Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

    What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

    ms.comfortmc.org

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  • ZogCraft Minecraft Server

    ZogCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 9679
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Dimension Hops: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

    But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

    Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4138
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
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