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Dungeon Delight Minecraft Server

Addictive, boss fight, bullet hell, Challenging, DELIGHT, Difficult, Dungeon, dungeon crawler, Enter the gungeon, Entertaining, Fun, Gaming, indie game, learning curve, long tail tag, Minecraft, phase 3, Resourceful Rat, rogue like, Server, skill-based, Top-down Shooter, tough enemies, video game

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Items Found:	4725
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge of taking on the Resourceful Rat in Phase 3! Trust us, it’s harder than trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. But don’t worry, even if you suck at it like our friend here, you’ll still have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few creepers who moonlight as stand-up comedians. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the epic adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Roleplay Party

Adult, cat, Cat Roleplay, Edition, Epic, Erotic Roleplay, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, forum, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Roleplaying Thread, smp, Thread, walk, Walk Edition

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take our cats out for walks and engage in some truly wild erotic roleplaying! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player found a rare diamond while roleplaying as a sexy creeper seducing a villager. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a naked Steve riding a pig in the town square. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

MentalCraft: No Boyfriends Allowed

ABUSIVE, Allowed, anxiety, Boundary, Boyfriend, boyfriends, dealbreaker, depression, emotional, Empathy, Father, hormones, medication, mental health, MentalCraft, overreacting, Pregnancy, ptsd, relationship, Support, Therapy, trigger, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun! Just like this insane story of a player who found out she was pregnant and had to stop her depression medication. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when she tried to explain her mental health struggles to her boyfriend, only to be met with ridiculous responses like “happiness is a choice” and “just smile”?

But fear not, on our server, we understand the importance of empathy and support. We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to have a good time and lift each other up. So come on over and build, explore, and laugh with us! Who knows, you might even find a new friend who truly gets you, even when you’re battling pregnancy hormones and dealing with crazy relationship drama. See you in the game!

TimeWarpGamer – Minecraft SMP

altering events, altering the past, Alternate Reality, Alternate Timeline, Alternate Universe, butterfly effect, change history, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, reimagining the past, Revision, rewriting history, second chances, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpGamer, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7090
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join our server and go back in time to change history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Want to make dinosaurs roam the earth again? Done. Want to give cavemen smartphones? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky time-traveling server. So grab your pickaxe and hop in your time machine, because the past is your playground on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHappyHour

aromatherapy, BlockyHappyHour, Deep Breathing, Exercise, hobbies, hot bath, journaling, MASSAGE, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, unwind, yoga

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Tired of adulting all day? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work. Imagine coming home, kicking off your shoes, and logging into a world where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?).

Join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a therapist when you have pixelated blocks to stack? So come on, what are you waiting for? Your virtual adventure awaits!

Concussion Craft: No Brain Drain!

athletes, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain injury, cognitive abilities, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive performance, concussion, concussion recovery, concussion research, concussion symptoms, Craft, Drain, long-term effects, memory function, non-professional, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports-related concussions, verbal reasoning, Working Memory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our minecraft server where we promise u will get so many concussions from all the crazy adventures u will have that u will actually become smarter!! forget school, just play on our server and become a genius!! our players have been known to solve complex puzzles in seconds and recite shakespeare backwards while building epic castles. join now and become the next einstein of minecraft!!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2586
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Aphmau, also known as Jess, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series. She has gained a large following for her entertaining videos and engaging storytelling. Aphmau has a passion for creating content that resonates with her audience and has built a strong community of fans who admire her creativity and positivity.

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	225	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Votes:	5089
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!