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CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	8477	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	8576
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	5737
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

ClockWaifu’sJugsMCserver/vt/

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	729	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even ogle at cute clock wives’ tits in peace? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your clock wife fantasies! Join us for epic adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and of course, plenty of clock wife tit-staring opportunities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get your fill of pixelated perversion!

Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7350
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2990

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!