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DreamJobCraft

career goals, Challenges, Competition, determination, dream job, DreamJobCraft, education, fear of failure, fulfillment, hard work, job market, lack of experience, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, personal development, self improvement, self-doubt, Skills, success

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring 9-5 job in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest career fantasies! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional banana peel slipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyPoli’s Classified Server

#classified information, Access, Canada, Canadian, Classified, classified report, conservative party, CraftyPolis, cybersecurity, election, foreign interference, forgoing, Government, INFORMATION, intelligence, leader, national security, party leader, Poilievre, Politics, SECURITY, Server, sole

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the leader is like, totally keeping secrets from everyone! Like, who needs classified reports when you can just build epic castles and battle dragons, amirite? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. So, like, join now before the llamas overthrow us all and make us their llama slaves. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SugarDaddyCraft

arrangement, Companionship, DADDY, DATING, Desires, financial support, indulgence, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, luxury, materialism, MONEY, relationships, Sugar, sugar baby, sugar daddy, SugarDaddyCraft, temptation, transactional, Wealthy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

[MODDED] Shots Fired SMP [FACTIONS]

Applications, Create, Discord, Factions, Forge, Guns, Modded, Moddedserver, PvP, Server, smp, Team Pvp, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Shots Fired SMP!

This is a modded pvp smp/factions server! However, there are like guns?! Guns are crafted at a specific station and are fully functional! The server is run on Forge 1.20.1, The server is whitelist only, and whitelist applications are in the discord linked below!

More Information in the discord!

191.101.15.204

GayCraft Minecraft Server

#77809127, #newempire, #nodiscorders, #nopapists, #nostraightoids, #notripfaggots, #usurper, #verNo biscum, GayCraft, Minecraft, r9gay, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t tolerate any biscum, straightoids, tripfaggots, discorders, or papists in our new empire. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a giant rainbow llama riding a flying pig. The llama handed out diamond swords to all the players and declared them all honorary members of the Llama Army. From that day on, they roamed the lands, slaying dragons and building epic castles made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, no biscum allowed!

CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

adult activities, Alone Time, anxiety, babysitter, bathroom, boyfriend’s family, eating situation, Hawaii, hotel room, IBS, judgement, Minecraft, nephew, Playing, privacy, Room4Me, Server, Snacking, trip, ungrateful, vacation, weight gain

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family vacations and enjoy some much-needed alone time!

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your boyfriend’s nephew while everyone else sips cocktails and mingles? Join our server and leave that responsibility behind!

Say goodbye to awkward bathroom situations and judgmental comments about your snacking habits. On our server, you can snack to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye.

Plus, with your own private hotel room (or virtual house), you can finally relax and enjoy some adult activities without constantly being pulled away to play with the kids.

So come join us and experience the vacation of your dreams – no judgment, no babysitting, just pure relaxation and fun in the world of Minecraft!

NoLonelyHomesAllowed

aita, Boundaries, country club, cousins, disagreement, family, family boundaries, Friends, Investment, investment protection, irresponsible people, ne’er do well cousin, NoLonelyHomesAllowed, personal space, property ownership, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, second home, security camera, selfish

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your second home like it’s a frat party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only the coolest and most responsible players are allowed!

Imagine a world where your virtual house is protected from ne’er do well cousins and their reckless friends. No more worrying about security camera alerts while you’re at work, because on our server, only the most trustworthy players are granted access.

Don’t let your hard-earned investment go up in flames like your neighbor’s house (thanks, cousin). Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax and build without the drama of uninvited guests.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to selfishness and hello to a safe and secure virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike inviting cousin Billy to your real-life BBQ).

CraftyDreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, challenging myself, CraftyDreams, dream, Exploration, goals, lifelong dreams, living life to the fullest, making memories, Minecraft, new experiences, personal growth, pursuing passions, pushing boundaries, seizing opportunities, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a flaming sword? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where you can build a castle in the sky, tame a dragon as your pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server – who knows what kind of epic adventures await you!

StrangerCraft: Random Acts of Kindness

Acts, compassion, faith in humanity, feel-good moment, Generosity, good samaritan, grateful moment, Heartwarming, heartwarming gesture, helping hand, Human Connection, Kindness, memorable interaction, positive encounter, Random, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, Selfless act, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, touching gesture, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Have you ever had a stranger build you a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of blocky kindness from our wacky community. Who needs real-life friends when you have virtual strangers building you epic structures? Come join the fun and see what surprises await you on our server!