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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1331	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1588	Towns Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	356
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Potions Brewed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!