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BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2500
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crops Grown:	4110	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2876
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	265
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.