| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 683 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2828 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6149 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9080 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3455 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1328 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4505 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6198 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 3126 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4725 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
