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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1499 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.