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FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Divine Spears Created:	23

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	270685	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6148
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	156
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4347	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	336045	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?