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LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	338314

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9296
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Potions Brewed:	182
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2115
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Votes:	6980
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	1692	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.