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GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7879	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Votes:	6481
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1150	New Chunks Explored:	857467
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	653	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	84

Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!