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SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2222
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Magic Items Found:	4827	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1782
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	326292

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1511	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	3869	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Lung Scan Fun Land

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

Lanterncraft

Adventure, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, quest lines, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Items Found:	6834
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

>its the PS1 days but all the lessons… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you back to the PS1 days but with all the modern bells and whistles of later console generations! Imagine playing Minecraft with graphics that make you question if you’re still in the Stone Age or not.

Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

FirstDateWed SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, DATING, first date, FirstDateWed, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, Marriage, marriage success, partner, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Spouse, true love, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Votes:	3020
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Potions Brewed:	172	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!

Blockhead Blunders

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	32657
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!