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Steak City Minecraft Server

city, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, steak, steaky

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Emeralds Found:	6431
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a juicy steak – full of flavor and always satisfying.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely of candy! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, a magical portal that leads to a land of talking chickens, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. Steaky steaky~!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

138.201.48.55:26363

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	1487
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

mc.duxvanilla.com:11011

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

Belong, binge-worthy, Captivating, Engaging, Entertaining, Entertainment, exclusive, Friendly, friendly reminder, Mii’s show, MIIS, Minecraft, must see, must visit, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, reminder, series, Show, smp, television, trending, TV, watch

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	2560	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?