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Martians Invading Earth: Semi-Spicy Vanilla, Play Nice with Crossplayers, Check Map before Flying

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Marthia Nations
Server Type	Vanilla+
Plugins	Brewery, Movecraft, Dynmap, HeadsPlus
Join Today	Discord Link
Java Edition Server IP	51.81.204.21:25603
Bedrock Edition Server IP	51.81.204.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join a nation on the server?	You can join a nation by contacting the nation leader or requesting to join through the server’s Discord.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own nations on Marthia Nations.
Are there specific rules for PvP on the server?	While PvP is allowed, players are encouraged to engage in fair and respectful combat. Griefing and harassment will not be tolerated.
How often are updates and events hosted on the server?	Updates and events vary, but the server aims to provide new content and activities regularly to keep players engaged.
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join a nation?	Nations may set their own limits on membership, so it’s best to check with the nation leader for specific restrictions.

PixelEarth VS Hypixel

Adventure, Architecture, building, challenge, collaboration, Community, Cross-Play, dynamic, Earth, Economy, Engineer, Event, Exploration, imagination, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven, Quest, Redstone, smp, Staff, Survival, Veteran

Hypixel	PixelEarth
Large player base	Thriving community
Wide variety of minigames	Dedicated to SMP server
Frequent updates and events	Regular events and quests
Focus on competitive gameplay	Focus on creativity and collaboration
Robust anti-cheat system	Dedicated staff team for safety

FAQ:

1. Can I play mini-games on PixelEarth like I can on Hypixel? – PixelEarth is primarily focused on its SMP server for collaborative and creative gameplay, while Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games for competitive play.

2. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for having a large player base with millions of active users, while PixelEarth has a thriving and dedicated community.

3. Does PixelEarth have regular events and quests like Hypixel? – Yes, PixelEarth also offers regular events and quests to keep players engaged and provide new opportunities for fun and achievement.

4. How do the servers differ in terms of gameplay focus? – Hypixel focuses on competitive gameplay with its mini-games, while PixelEarth focuses on creativity, collaboration, and exploration in its SMP server.

5. Are both servers safe to play on? – Both servers prioritize player safety, with Hypixel having a robust anti-cheat system and PixelEarth having a dedicated staff team to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment.

ChunkyCraft: Where even your character is getting fat!
BMI, body dysmorphia, body image, Character, ChunkyCraft, diet, Evil, Exercise, fat, Frustration, height, kilograms, medication, mental health, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self-care, self-perception, SSRIs, weight gain, weight loss
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for your physical health? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those extra pounds in no time!
Join us and watch as your BMI magically drops from 22 to 20 just by playing Minecraft. Our secret? We’ve infused our server with special weight-loss potions that will have you feeling lighter than a feather.
Say goodbye to SSRIs and hello to the joy of mining and crafting. Our server will have you so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your troubles. And before you know it, you’ll be 188cm tall and a lean, mean 71.6kg machine.
Don’t hate yourself, join our server and start loving the new, healthier you. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be the key to a slimmer, happier life?

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Smackcraft: Where Creepers Body Slam and Endermen Tag Team
Body, Championships, Community, CREEPERS, Dedication, dream matches, endermen, Entertainment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, live shows, merchandise, Passion, professional wrestling, Slam, Smackcraft, Sports Entertainment, superstars, Tag, TEAM, wrestling, wrestling fan, wwe, WWE fan, wwe universe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a WWE match! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and all the drama you can handle.
Are you tired of boring old survival servers? Well, on our server, you’ll have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with rival factions who will stop at nothing to take you down. It’s like being in the ring with John Cena himself!
But that’s not all – we have special events like Royal Rumble PvP tournaments, where the last player standing wins amazing prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t forget about our Hell in a Cell building competition, where players have to construct the most epic arena to host their own wrestling matches.
So if you’re ready to step into the ring and prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, join us on our server today. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft WWE, anything can happen – from surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances. Are you ready to rumble?

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Block mc
Bed wars, Cloud MC, Combat, Custom PvP, Damage, game modes, health, Intense battles, join now, Kit PvP, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mobs, Opponents, PvP, PvP arenas, Resources, Shelters, Skills, Strategic Twist, Survival
Experience the thrill of survival, the excitement of PvP battles and the power of lifesteal – all in one incredible server! Our Cloud MC offers a wide range of exciting game modes and features to keep you entertained for hours. Survival: Test your survival skills in our challenging survival world. Gather resources, build shelters, and survive against the elements and mobs. PvP: Engage in intense PvP battles in our custom PvP arenas. Fight against other players to prove your skills and emerge victorious. Lifesteal: Experience the unique lifesteal mechanic in PvP battles. Gain health by dealing damage to your opponents, adding a strategic twist to combat What Are You Waiting For Join Now!!
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Frieren’s Funhouse
Adventure, Anime, anticipation, dreams, Elves, fan petition, FANTASY, Favorite, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, hopes, love, Magic, Manga, new season, Praying for season 2, Reincarnation, Sequel, series, Sousou no Frieren, Support, Waiting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.
But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret weapon that shoots rainbow lasers and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). See you there, adventurer!

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TimDuncanCraft – Dunking on Creepers since 1976
#youtube, 76ers, Basketball, cavs, CREEPERS, Dunking, g3, games today, general, Happy Birthday, highlights, knicks, Magic, Matchups, NBA, nba.com, News, Players, sports, Theme, Thread, Tim Duncan, TimDuncanCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us for epic battles like Cavs vs Magic G3 and Knicks vs 76ers G3 – but with a twist! Instead of basketball players, you’ll be controlling Minecraft characters in a fight to the death! Will you slam dunk your way to victory or get dunked on by a creeper?
But that’s not all – our server theme song is so hype, you’ll be mining diamonds to the beat in no time! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying pigs and exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs the NBA when you can have the ultimate Minecraft showdowns?

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Hitbox VS Hypixel
Adventure, challenge, Conquer, creativity, Domination, Epic battles, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, mastermind, PvP, skillful, strategy, Surprises, Survival, teamwork, Thrills, Unity, Victory
Pros Hypixel Hitbox
Large player base ✔️ ❌
Wide variety of minigames ✔️ ❌
Constant updates and new content ✔️ ❌
Active community and forums ✔️ ❌
Cosmetic items and in-game rewards ✔️ ❌
Cons Hypixel Hitbox
Lag during peak hours ❌ ✔️
Pay-to-win aspects ❌ ✔️
Long queue times for popular games ❌ ✔️
Limited game modes ❌ ✔️
Less polished interface ❌ ✔️
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
1. Which server has a larger player base?
Answer: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Hitbox.
2. Which server offers a wider variety of minigames?
Answer: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to Hitbox.
3. Which server has more active community engagement and forums?
Answer: Hypixel has more active community engagement and forums compared to Hitbox.
4. Does either server have pay-to-win aspects?
Answer: Hitbox has pay-to-win aspects, while Hypixel does not.
5. Which server experiences less lag during peak hours?
Answer: Hitbox experiences less lag during peak hours compared to Hypixel.

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New Server IP
Crafty Femmes: Where Equality Rules and Creepers Drool
abroad, angry incel, average luck, Boyfriend, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dicks, Drool, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, feminist activism, femmes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insult, Men, Misogyny, not worth my time, patriarchy, Problem, rules, social justice, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS
Are you tired of dealing with angry incels and men who just can’t handle rejection? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no men allowed” policy! That’s right, this server is a safe space for all the ladies out there who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any toxic masculinity getting in the way.
But that’s not all! If any man dares to step foot on our server and tries to start trouble, don’t worry – we have a secret weapon. Our resident boyfriend squad is always on standby, ready to defend our honor and kick any unwanted male players to the curb. So come join us and let’s show those boys who’s boss!
And as a special bonus, your fortune on our server is guaranteed to be average luck. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your girlfriends, and let’s take our dicks and go abroad on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Cash Cows: Where $40 Can Buy You a Whole Lot of Blocks!
blocks, budgeting, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, Buy, Cash, Cows, Crafty, Decision making, finances, Financial Advice, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Investment, LOT, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, saving money, shopping, SPENDING, spending habits, wealth management
Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like food and bills? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $40 into a virtual empire of diamond blocks and gold-plated creepers!
On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And the best part? All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $40!
So say goodbye to boring real-life expenses and hello to a world of infinite possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful player in the land. Trust us, your wallet will thank you (even if your parents won’t).

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Pros	Hypixel	Hitbox
Large player base	✔️	❌
Wide variety of minigames	✔️	❌
Constant updates and new content	✔️	❌
Active community and forums	✔️	❌
Cosmetic items and in-game rewards	✔️	❌

Cons	Hypixel	Hitbox
Lag during peak hours	❌	✔️
Pay-to-win aspects	❌	✔️
Long queue times for popular games	❌	✔️
Limited game modes	❌	✔️
Less polished interface	❌	✔️

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. Which server has a larger player base?

2. Which server offers a wider variety of minigames?

3. Which server has more active community engagement and forums?

4. Does either server have pay-to-win aspects?

5. Which server experiences less lag during peak hours?