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Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Votes:	9720

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4948
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	899847
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7439
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	232	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.