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Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5009	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Star Shards Collected:	285	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, adventure anime, Anime, anime characters, bell cranel, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Freya Cranel, Goddess, Gods, Hestia, Japanese light novel series, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, romance, Server, sword

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

administrators, backup strategy, Heimdal, IT, KB5044284, License, microsoft, Minecraft, needful, operating system upgrade, security update, Server, Server Management, smp, software update, system upgrade, unexpected upgrade, upgrade issue, web app security, windows, Windows Server, Windows Server 2022, Windows Server 2025, Windows Update API

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1659	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.6, Auto-mine, blocks, Cases, cash payments, develop, Discord, Gaming, locations, Mechanics, MetaBox, minecraft server, Mystical chests, Players, PvP, Server, Shop, Shop for Blocks, Store, Support, unique items, Versions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Votes:	4866	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!

The Manly Miner – Minecraft SMP

childhood memories, Community, discussion, favorite activities, foid bait, frequently asked questions, Lgbt, Male, Male General, manly, men’s talk, Minecraft, miner, pastebin, Rentry, santa, self improvement, smp, thread questions, thread rules, Transgender, women posting, youth edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to never lose the game! If you’re looking for a place to chat about your childhood memories, like whether or not you believed in Santa or what your favorite childhood activity was, then this is the server for you.

But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.

Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.

Dixie Craft – Southern US & Friends

Craft, Dixie, edish, Friends, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, Southern living, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, waking up

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like waking up in a whole new dimension – literally!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).

Snoot – Minecraft SMP – Tampon Eating Thursday

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4182	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of untamed wolves? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a robot army and more crazy stories than a llama with a jetpack.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).

Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.

/yeah/ – Ethyria General Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	4028	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (who has now graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu! These YouTube and Twitch stars will guide you through epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you in stitches.

Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.