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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5834 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
