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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Animals Bred:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Spears Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
New Chunks Explored:	694862	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	298
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4480
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crops Grown:	9053
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	962608
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Buildings Constructed:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	2913
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

auto saves, backup, Communication, distraction, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gaming, ghost of tsushima, husband, HusbandInterruptedAITAH, interruption, overreacting, Quitting, redoing, sensory input, starting over, Storyline, stress, tutorial

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	3637
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, attentiveness, Caring, Communication, consideration, CraftyChicksLoveBlocks, Empathy, Gestures, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Men, mindfulness, relationships, Respect, romance, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!