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Luminex Network

Adventure, balanced environment, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Fair Play, Fun, innovator, Jobs, Luminex Network, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, new players, PvP, PvP arenas, seasoned players, Slimefun, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.

Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.

Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network

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Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Calm, Community, community forum, current events, Downtime, election, leisure, local ], local news, Minecraft, off-peak, Party, peace and quiet, Politics, quiet time, Relaxation, seasonal changes, Server, slow board, slow season, Tourists, Tranquility, vacation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3743	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Tired of dealing with boring boards and annoying tourists? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the heat. Plus, with all the chaos and craziness going on, you won’t even notice the election drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	892297	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	760	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	353	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

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Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Star Shards Collected:	67	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchantments Applied:	181	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!