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BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

1. Asses, 10. Seduction, 11. Fantasy, 12. Provocative, 13. Allure, 14. Naughty, 15. Tease, 16. Pleasure, 17. Sultry, 18. Forbidden, 19. Tempting, 2. Bury, 20. Erotic., 3. Face, 4. desire, 5. Temptation, 6. lust, 7. Curves, 8. Sensual, 9. Cheeks, BootyCraft, Digging, Places, Treasure, wrong

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Votes:	3379
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, comedic timing, comedy, Crafty, Enjoyable, Entertaining, funny, Good Vibes, great writing, highly recommended, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, laughs, legitimately funny, LOLtastic, Minecraft, must watch, series, Server, Show, talented cast, television, Witty

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

art, BROKEN, criticism, Hardworking, Infernalsmp, Minecraft, Passion, Perfected, Polls, PvP, questions, remade, Server, Survival, Upgrading, viral, worked on

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	489073	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	2118	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Potions Brewed:	193	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!