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Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2960	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Gems Collected:	25	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	103

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6168
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	763
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9212
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	9292
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	7397
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!