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Crafty State Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned on the “chaos mode.” Suddenly, every block they touched turned into a different type of block! It was madness, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Pig Army.” Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rain down bacon upon unsuspecting players. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our “Upside Down World” where gravity is reversed and players have to build upside down to survive. It’s like a crazy Minecraft version of Stranger Things!

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). You never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next on On/OffBy State!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	604225
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	347169
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Divine Spears Created:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7184	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	1031	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6289

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!