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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7916 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4544 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
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