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Crafty Conversations: Chat with Steve

aggressive retard, awkward moment, Chat, Communication, Conversations, Crafty, embarrassed, embarrassing situation, emotional response, Humiliation, intelligence, mental prowess, personal growth, self reflection, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Social Skills, start being mean, steve, super genius, surprise revelation, talk to guy, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3417	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of getting schooled by aggressive retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know who you’re talking to! One minute they might be acting like a total noob, and the next minute they could be revealing themselves as a super genius who will totally mog the fuck outta you! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and embarrassing moments that will keep you on your toes! Who knows, you might even make friends with a secret genius or two!

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

Access, Arrests, Censorship, crackdown, cybersecurity, Digital, illegal, internet, law enforcement, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, privacy, Rogue, Runet, RunetRogue, russia, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, virtual private network, VPN operator

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Towns Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	164293	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Votes:	3922
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	1353	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8534	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	89
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	6442

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

distinctive talent, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, one-of-a-kind talent, rare talent, remarkable skill, remarkable talent, special ability, special gift, special skill, special talent, standout skill, standout talent, talent, TalentCrafters, uncommon talent, unique ability, unique talent, unusual talent

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	146	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!