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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
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