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HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5022
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	1345

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	2795

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7574	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!