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ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Ores Mined:	2227	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Towns Built:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crops Grown:	1320	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3569	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6612
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7750
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	288
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	7172
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	476959	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Votes:	2048	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	124	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!