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BlockBusterInjury

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9777	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

#intelligence agency, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, car bombing, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, explosion, injured, investigation, Military, military intelligence, Moscow, News, OFFICER, russia, RussianSpyGoneWrong, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, world affairs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	118

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Votes:	1970

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

Adventure, Challenges, citizen, Community, decorative heads, epic builds, friendship, Fun, Jobs, laid back, Marriage, Mayor, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Saddle crafting, Sanctuarycraft, Survival, THRIVING, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

play.sanctuarycraft.us

Mining and Diplomacy in Minecraft: A Server Bizarrely Full of Politics, Towns, and Gold

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the server IP: diplomaticamc.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, prices for rank subscriptions are cheap and non-P2W.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, please check the rules section on our discord server for all the important information.

DebateDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	608315
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast or get yeeted into the void! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted diamonds, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic soundtrack. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with rare items like golden carrots that give you super speed and diamond armor that makes you invincible.

But beware, there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls seeking revenge on those who dare to enter. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and show off your building skills, PvP prowess, and overall awesomeness. Bon Voyage Brat!

BoomBoomBlowsUp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is constantly exploding with excitement! Literally, our spawn point blows up every hour on the hour just to keep things interesting. You never know what you’ll find when you respawn!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players ride pigs as their primary mode of transportation. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us today! Just be sure to pack some TNT and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

DoggyDrinkDrop Minecraft Server

Accountability, angry customer, bar complaint, bar confrontation, bar incident, barking dog, customer satisfaction, customer service, demanding new drink, dog behavior, dog owner, DoggyDrinkDrop, drink replacement, dropped drink, lack of awareness, Minecraft, patio table, pet etiquette, pet owner responsibility, scared by a dog, Server, startle response

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4599	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from scary dogs and irresponsible owners? Look no further! Join our server where dogs are banned and accountability is key. No more jumping a mile high from surprise barks, just pure relaxation and fun. Plus, if you encounter any unruly players, we’ll make sure they buy you a drink as compensation. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is blocks to build your dream world!

E-Device HoarderCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ancient artifact of electronic devices – the oldest functioning electronic device you own!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we journey to the depths of the Minecraft universe. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic – but don’t worry, we’ve upgraded it with all the latest mods and plugins to keep things fresh and exciting.

From battling dragons with laser beams to building castles out of pixelated gold, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So dust off that old Game Boy and join us for a nostalgic trip down memory lane – you won’t regret it!