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UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Votes:	899
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
New Chunks Explored:	40743	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	1518
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	7422
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨

BoomerCraft Dreamz

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, budgeting, career, dementia, dreamz, education, family, finance, forgiveness, frugality, Guilt, Inheritance, investing, last wish, MILLIONAIRE, parents, relationships, retirement dream, stock market, success, University

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	920903	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6744

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this crazy family story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! 🌟

🤯 Imagine a world where your parents disappear, only to come back begging for money to fund their retirement cruise spree! Will you help them out or stand your ground like a boss? The choice is yours on our server! 🤑

😂 Play with other players who have equally insane stories to share, from unexpected encounters at the grocery store to family drama that rivals a soap opera! You’ll never have a dull moment on our server! 🤪

💰 And hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll become a Minecraft millionaire just like our OP became a real-life millionaire! The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen! 💸

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post turned Minecraft server description! Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in-game! 🎮✨

PutinCraft: Spreading Russian Values Abroad

cultural heritage, cultural values, Diplomacy, Ethical principles, foreign policy, global outreach, government program, international promotion, international relations, Kremlin, Moral values, national identity, overseas promotion, PutinCraft, Russian, russian culture, russian president, spiritual values, Spreading, traditional beliefs, traditional values, Traditionalism, VALUES, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	1179
Potions Brewed:	138	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where we promote traditional russian spiritual and moral values just like vladimir putin wants!!! build a church, pray to the minecraft gods, and spread love and peace in the virtual world!!! putin himself will log on to check on your progress and maybe even give you a virtual high five!!! who needs real life when you can live out your russian dreams in minecraft??? join now and become a true russian warrior!!! da da da!!!

LastCraftEvil

antagonistic figures, Antagonists, bad guys, Dark, Evil, evil characters, Evildoers, last name, LastCraftEvil, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, Nefarious, people, second name, Sinister, sinister characters, sinister individuals, Villains, villains in fiction, Wicked, Wrongdoers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	395936	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

join this cray cray minecraft server where all the evil peeps are called by their last names cuz why not? imagine running around with a bunch of people shouting “hey smith! watch out for that creeper!” or “yo jones, can you help me build a castle?” it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, but with a twist! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. so come on, join us and embrace your inner evilness with a side of chaos and llamas.