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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
