Stand Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Voting, election, conservative values, leadership, reddit

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

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BullyBashersMC

Bullies, RETALIATION, Vengeance, triumph, Standing tall

Are you tired of getting bullied in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can take revenge on your bullies in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of them and blow it up with TNT, or trap them in a never-ending maze of lava and obsidian. The possibilities are endless on our server where bullies get what they deserve! Join now and show those meanies who’s boss in the virtual world!

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KingCraft Minecraft Server

resistance, KingCraft, Happening, Minecraft, Faggots

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who dared to defy the rules of Minecraft. They built upside-down houses, rode pigs into battle, and even tamed creepers as their loyal pets. The admins tried to stop them, but they just laughed in their faces and shouted, “We Will Not Comply!!!”

Join us if you dare to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless, and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wear pants, but that’s optional).

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos. We promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

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YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, JOKE, Workplace, humorless, comedic flop

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

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DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

funny, humor, stand up, comedy, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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Jestercraft Minecraft Server

Entertainment, talent showcase, Comedy Show, comedic, Jack Jesteretty

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on Jack Jesteretty for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? Or maybe you’d prefer to test your parkour skills on our lava-filled obstacle course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of fluffy bunnies (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments for a chance to win a lifetime supply of TNT. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, why not embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, rumored to contain the rarest items in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Jack Jesteretty and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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MemeCraftMadness

Quip, Witty, anecdote, stand up, jest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

live performance, Performance, laughs, crazy, Entertainment

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

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SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

SMPCharmCraft, Surprises, love, ladies

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

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BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, Exercise, Sexy, attractive, outer beauty

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

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