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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5080 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
