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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	8951
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	175
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Star Shards Collected:	101
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	293	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9743	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Votes:	440
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	291	Crops Grown:	4452
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!