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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9532 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 6566 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?