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Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Nexus Survival Server Information
Version:	Minecraft 1.21
Type:	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events:	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

FAQs

Q: When does the server open?

A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

MineTrail Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!

IndyCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, anticipation, archaeology, bethesda, EXCITEMENT, film, franchise revival, Gaming, harrison ford, iconic character, Indiana Jones, IndyCraft, long awaited, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, release date, Server, steven spielberg, Trailer, treasure hunting, video game

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5098
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide through the wacky world of our server. As you journey through the land, you’ll encounter dancing chickens, flying cows, and even a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even wished for a pet dragon and now flies around the server on its back, causing chaos wherever they go.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby names, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, family, family traditions, Marriage, Minecraft, mutual respect, naming traditions, Opinions, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server, tradition vs modern, Traditions, veto

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3100
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring baby names? Join our Minecraft server where we have a tradition of naming our children with a mix of two different traditions! Imagine having a baby named Veronicella or Vivian-Tessa-Violet-Tory-ella!

Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.

Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.

So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyCommieDonator

activism, Army, artist, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyCommieDonator, donation, freedom of speech, fundraising, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, international relations, jailed, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, STUDENT, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama like this russian student artist who got jailed for donating $30 to ukraine army lol like wut even?? on our server, u can build ur own army of chickens to take over the world or become a professional potato farmer, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. so come join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz on our server, anything goes!

User’s S’More Please – The Vanilla Adventure 1.21!

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Lootcrates, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Smore, smp, Survival, Towny, Users, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group
Progress Level	Not far progressed

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application on the discord server here.
How many players are on the server?	It’s a small group of players.
How far has the server progressed?	Not too far, still early on in the game.

DisagreeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DisagreeCraft, disagreement, Incels, internet, Leftist, Minecraft, minor disagreement, online behavior, online interaction, political beliefs, profile, random guy, response, rudeness, Server, social media, Tone, trolling, xitter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of getting attacked by triggered leftists on social media? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of xitter! Our community is full of incels who will never judge you for having a minor disagreement. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden caves where you can hide from aggressive leftists and build your incel empire in peace. So why wait? Join now and let the incel revolution begin!

TrumpedCraft: Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2486	Dragon Eggs Found:	6251
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	9134
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!

HubbyHatesDessertCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your dessert choices in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as many virtual brownies topped with ice cream as you want without any judgment from your virtual husband!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!

Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!