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Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ores Mined:	3343	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mines Excavated:	1112	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6953	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Potions Brewed:	180	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	6163	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

Aesthetic, Alternate Universe, Appearance, character design, dont, Fan art, fan community, fan favorite, fan reaction, fan response, fan speculation, FANTASY, fictional character, hypothetical, matter, opinion, pixelated, Playground, redesign, Speculative, transformation, Ubel, Ubels, visual change

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3328

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!