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PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Zombie Dances:	7
Potions Brewed:	166	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8155
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	949077
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	170	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Love Letters Sent:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ores Mined:	7643
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3082	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	120	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	281
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7982
Villages Defended:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3675	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

Crypto Money International Transactions Minecraft SMP

blockchain technology, Countries, cross-border payments, Crypto, crypto money, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic impact, Economy, emerging technologies, financial innovation, Financial Stability, financial system, global trade, International, international transactions, Markets, Minecraft, monetary policy, MONEY, regulatory framework, smp, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4442	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto expert without ever leaving your blocky world! Trade diamonds for emeralds, gold for iron, and even create your own virtual currency called “Creeper Coin”! Who needs real money when you can buy a virtual mansion with a few well-placed redstone contraptions?

But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!

BestiePapers Minecraft Server

avoidance, awkward, Best Friend, BestiePapers, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, difficult decisions, Disappointment, friendship, growth, Honesty, long distance, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, papers, past relationships, personal boundaries, rejection, relationships, Server, social pressure

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re casually mining for diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, your high school best friend calls you up and asks you to marry her for papers! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, awkward encounters, and maybe even a fake wedding or two. Who knows, you might even run into your ex-girlfriend who’s now a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a time!

NoBabyNoPartyCraft

#breastfeeding, anxiety, baby, ceremony, child-free wedding, compromise, Detachment, exception, family, family dynamics, guest, leaving baby, newborn, newborn care, NoBabyNoPartyCraft, rules, sibling, sister, special day, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to leave your baby at home or with a stranger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and bring your baby along for the ride! We understand the importance of family, even in the virtual world. No child-free policies here, everyone is welcome, even the little ones!

Imagine attending a wedding in Minecraft where your baby can join in on the fun. Watch as they explore the virtual world, build their own mini Minecraft empire, and maybe even find love with another baby player (just kidding, that would be weird).

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a baby-friendly Minecraft experience. Who needs a child-free wedding when you can have a baby-filled Minecraft server instead? Join now and let the virtual festivities begin!