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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8407	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dimension Hops:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mines Excavated:	1108	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	5021

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	7710
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!