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CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3884	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1955	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1570
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2888	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	6450
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.