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AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	575382	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

BBC, BIAS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Director, documentary, film, freedom of speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Nova massacre, Political, Propaganda, Reporting, Server, terrorists

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international conflict, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, russia, Russia’s stance, world news, Zone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	8066
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

ad effectiveness, ad fatigue, ad targeting, advertising, Blockers, brand awareness, brand loyalty., companies, consumer behavior, consumer engagement, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, consumer trust., Customer retention, Digital Marketing, market research, marketing tactics, online advertising, Paradise, product promotion, purchasing decisions, unskippable ads

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4848	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

Anime, Faggot character, fictional character, first-person pronoun, Gender Identity, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime character, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ manga character, LGBTQ protagonist, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ storyline, LGBTQ themes, Manga, Minecraft, non-binary, noob, ore, queer representation, Server, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	2906
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

baby-proofing, banned, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, compromise, family acceptance, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, father’s side, holiday traditions, Hosting, mom’s boyfriend, moms, mother-daughter relationship, new baby, polyamorous relationship, quality time, Server, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

BabyNameBetrayal

Agreement, aita, Baby name, BabyNameBetrayal, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, emotions, family, hurt, inconsiderate, jules, Julian, ownership, Pregnancy, relationships, Request, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	8988
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!