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FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Votes:	1131	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	352160	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	2123
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6046	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.