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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7239 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2476 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 84 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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