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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	58	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

Server666ggop.aternos.me:56089

Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	269
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	1836
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	808993	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	174	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

caught on camera, controversy, convenience store, fast food, Gay, gay sex, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, News, public indecency, public sex, scandal, scandalous behavior, Server, sexual encounter, shocking incident, social media, taboo, viral, wawa, WaWas, white guy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!