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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Would You Look At That Minecraft SMP

Apology, cultural diversity, current events, Diversity, goose, Haitian immigrant, immigrant rights, immigration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, News, Political satire, political statement, smp, social commentary, social justice, social media, springfield, trump, Unexpected Encounter, viral sensation, viral video

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Emeralds Found:	6307	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Haitian immigrants carrying geese are welcome! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Trump demanding an apology for not joining our server sooner. Don’t miss out on the chance to build, mine, and troll your way to victory in the craziest SMP around!

WeddingSongDramaCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, mother in law interference, mother-in-law, romantic lyrics, Safety Dance, sleeping at last, wedding boundaries, wedding ceremony, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding music, wedding planning, wedding song, wedding stress, wedding traditions, WeddingSongDramaCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic drama-free weddings! Join us and leave all the real-life mother-in-law drama behind. Our server is filled with only the most romantic songs, like a slowed-down cover of the Safety Dance that will make your heart sing (or cry, depending on your mother-in-law’s tastes).

But beware, if you don’t join our server, your mother-in-law might just walk out during your first dance because our song choices are just too darn good for her delicate stomach. Don’t let her manipulate you into choosing her approved songs – this is YOUR wedding, not hers!

So come on over and join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s dance the night away and leave the mother-in-law tears behind!

WeirdInventorMC SMP

bizarre devices, common problems, creative problem solving, eccentric solutions, funny inventions, innovative solutions, inventive thinking, odd creations, offbeat designs, original inventions, out-of-the-box ideas, peculiar contraptions, quirky gadgets, smp, strange innovations, unconventional inventions, unique concepts, unusual problem solving, unusual solutions, wacky gadgets, weird inventions, WeirdInventorMC

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest inventions come to life to solve common problems in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Need to travel long distances in a hurry? Hop on our patented Pig-Powered Rocket Boots for a speedy ride across the map. Want to protect your base from pesky griefers? Our Anti-Griefer Gumball Machine shoots out explosive gum balls that will send them running for the hills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Cannon, a contraption that launches chickens at high speeds to take down any mobs in your path. And don’t forget about our Flying Fish Flippers that allow you to swim through the air like a majestic flying fish.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have in store for you!

PixelPickMeUp – Because it’s like a virtual hug!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it. Will you be the one to find it and become the most powerful player in all the land?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident dancing llama, Larry. He’s always ready to bust a move and keep you entertained while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CardioCraft: Less Fly Swallow

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where if you have great cardio, you will swallow less flies while walking in the game! our server is so intense that even the virtual bugs are scared of fit players. imagine running through the pixelated fields, dodging flies left and right like a ninja. join us now and show off your mad cardio skills while building the most epic virtual world ever! who knew exercise could save you from virtual insect attacks? let’s get fit and fly-free together on our server!

Night Owl Misinfo Craft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the night owls rule the roost! we have a special potion that makes you post more mis and disinformation, so you can confuse all your friends and enemies alike.

imagine the chaos you can cause with your misinformation-spreading powers! you’ll be the talk of the server, the master of confusion. join us now and let the madness begin. who needs sleep when you can be spreading lies and deceit in the virtual world? come join us, night owls, and let’s make minecraft great again!

What are Minecraft servers like LionCraft ?

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	6015	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Some similar Minecraft servers to LionCraft include:

1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base, Mineplex offers a variety of minigames and custom plugins for a unique gaming experience.

2. Hypixel – Another popular server with a wide range of custom games and features, including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more.

3. The Hive – Featuring a variety of game modes such as Trouble in Mineville, Build Battle, and Survival Games, The Hive is a well-known server for its diverse gameplay options.

4. CubeCraft Games – This server offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, along with unique features like cosmetics and virtual currency.

5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and building, Grian Network offers creative plots, survival gameplay, and events for players to enjoy.

Each of these servers provides a similar level of immersion and excitement as LionCraft , making them great alternatives for players looking for a new Minecraft experience.

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HypnosMC

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Space, Survival, Technology, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to HypnosMC (Minecraft 1.21), where your adventure is only limited by your imagination! Our server is designed for players who enjoy a rich and immersive PvE experience, with a host of unique features to enhance your gameplay.

Custom Datapacks: Collect mob heads and trade for mini blocks with wandering traders, adding a new level of depth to your building and decorating options.

GriefPrevention: Your creations are safe with us! Use GriefPrevention to claim and protect your land, ensuring that your builds remain intact and secure from other players.

Economy System: Participate in a thriving player-driven economy. Buy and sell items at the server shop, or set up your own shop to trade with fellow players.

Community & Gameplay: At HypnosMC, we pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a place here to enjoy Minecraft to its fullest. Join us for regular events, build competitions, and much more!

Start your journey today on HypnosMC, where every player contributes to a vibrant and dynamic world.

play.hypnosmc.net

AlexandriaSMP- The Server Where the Adults Play with Toys and Make Dubious Life Decisions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	252
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Overview
Join AlexandriaSMP – A Community-Driven Minecraft Experience Are you looking for a Minecraft server where your voice matters and your creativity is valued? Welcome to AlexandriaSMP, a place where community comes first.

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?
Experienced 18+ Admin Team: Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone. Community-Driven Decisions: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together. Enhanced World Generation: Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage. Trust-Based System with CoreProtect: No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community. Regular Events: Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP. Thriving Economy: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team: Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation: Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect: No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events: Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Become Part of the AlexandriaSMP Community
Ready to join? Visit our Website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

FAQ

Q: How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can join AlexandriaSMP by visiting our website or connecting with us on Discord. Follow the instructions provided to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement for AlexandriaSMP?

A: AlexandriaSMP is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Q: How are major server decisions made on AlexandriaSMP?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input and opinions are valued in shaping the server.

Q: Is there a land claiming system on AlexandriaSMP?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are resolved quickly. There is no need for land claims.

Q: What kind of events can I participate in on AlexandriaSMP?

A: AlexandriaSMP hosts bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. Stay tuned for upcoming events!

Q: How can I get involved in the economy on AlexandriaSMP?

A: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy to interact with other players and have fun trading items.

Carefree Craft Minecraft Server

AAA titles, artistic integrity, big budget titles, Carefree, Craft, creative vision, critical reception, era of jankiness, game design, game developers, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, indie games, industry trends, innovation, metacritic scores, Minecraft, player experience, Server, Shinji Mikami, Suda5, Unique Games, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that all blend together like a bland smoothie? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a wild smoothie party!

Join us and escape the tyranny of Metacritic scores, where we value creativity and uniqueness over big budget titles. Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, waiting for you to uncover its janky wonders.

Embark on epic quests filled with jankiness and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there). Build towering structures that defy the laws of physics, or explore mysterious lands where the laws of logic don’t apply.

So why wait? Join our server and be a part of the revolution against boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers. Who needs Metacritic scores when you can have a janky adventure of a lifetime? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!